» Thursday, October 14, 2010 / -5:40 AM

Why? We had these conversations that I bet most mothers would not have with their daughters. One being about my breast size. She could exclaim "Oh my, your boobs are HUGE! You don't need to spend 30 grand on plastic surgery anymore! HAHA." or "Ohhhhhhhhh, THAT GIRL HAS HUGEEEE BOOBS/ASS." out of nowhere. It would be epic if she ended her comments with an "I'd tap that.". Recently, she was persuading me to go out with people here so I can "get physical with" and not chase after a dream. To her, it is an impossible dream to achieve and I quote, "I don't care if you get pregnant while you try, I will take care of the baby." and being me, I asked her "So, are you saying that it's okay for me to go to America and get pregnant? *insert sarcastic smile here*" and she retorted "No. Only when you're here but you need to tell me that you're pregnant."

Every time she sees my Decepticon pendant,

she would ask "Transformers, huh? What are you going to transform into?" like she did after we watched a movie today. Without thinking, I answered a bird. "A peacock? You want to transform into a peacock?" I'm not surprised she mentioned peacock though. We watched The Other Guys yesterday and Terry screamed "I AM A PEACOCK, LET ME FLY." in one of the scenes. Do I want to be a peacock? No. I want to be a pigeon. Why do you want to be a pigeon? I want to be a pigeon so I can sh*t the hell out on people's head instead of them pulling my feathers out, one by one, to profit themselves with them. Mhm, I'm going to be a white pigeon. But mom, I love you.

"I heard him sealed it with a kiss and gently kissed her cherry lips.

I found that so hard to believe because his kiss belonged to me. How could an angel break my heart? Why didn't he catch my falling star?" I heard this song in the car, on our way home and it reminded me of Declan Galbraith. Now that I am listening to the cover of this song made by Declan, it is making me wonder why no one makes fun of him but people make fun of Justin Bieber? I guess Justin is more queer in a way or two and the fact that he has his own face on pillow cases, bed sheets, blankets AND he is trying to dominate the doll industry. Move over Barbie, Bieber is in now. Oh, how they're contaminating these poor girls' minds. There I go about Justin Bieber again. I need to realize that he's not really a joke anymore since he's probably one of the most overrated jokes out there.

So, I don't want to care anymore.

I have the Bed Intruder song stuck in my head. "We got your t-shirt. You done left fingerprints and all. You are so dumb, you are really dumb- fo real. " WHOLE DAY LONG. I like the way he talked on the news though. To Binge by Gorillaz is probably one of the best songs ever! Somehow it has this tropical-ness to it. Stop sending me mixed signals. Ahmahgad.

Ahh, one more week..