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» Tuesday, June 8, 2010 / -4:14 AM

Teen Werewolves, SA.

Move over Emo and Goth.

There's a new style in town!

Yep! Teen Werewolf!

(Twilight obsession, much? [the person in the picture calls herself Wolfie Blackheart])

What are teen werewolves?

Teen werewolves are pretty much a mix of emos and goths. Spikes and stuff. Now, the in thing for them is to wear colored contacts (imagine Visual Kei), doggy collars, leashes and a polyester wolf tail.

Yes, a tail.

They gather, not in cliques, but in packs. They believe that they have some wolf in them.

AND they claim that they do not want attention.

So, I told Ivan about it and told him that we should create a new style too! The what?

The Unicorn!

We'll be using tiny party hats as our horns, which is our main accessory and have rainbow-colored streaks in our hair. Both guys and girls must have long hair. If you have straight hair, you must make it slightly wavy and tie it up in a ponytail.

Optional: You may stick rainbows on your ass as unicorns fart rainbow and have butterflies around you by tying them with rainbow colored threads.

Nah. I'm just kidding. Not really.

love, von