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» Monday, November 1, 2010 / -4:13 AM

Chatroulette; Going the Distance

Out of boredom, I went on Chatroulette yesterday,

hoping to meet Steve Kardynal. He is one of YouTube's latest sensations, I suppose? He dresses up in bikinis and pretends to be a girl then reveal to guys that he's actually a guy. Their reactions were hilarious! Going on Chatroulette.. was by far disturbing, sort of. There were a lot of abnormal people. By abnormal people, I mean.. I had people asking me if I want to see their body or dick, I saw a female cleavage, 34982938471382 hairy, tiny dicks (I lost count) and a person that ejaculated on cam.

What was my reaction?

I don't think I had any expression on my face, neither fascinated or aroused(..?). I was even mean enough to scrunch my face up, pretending to not be able to see anything. THEN, I made a pouty face and signaled that it was tiny or say "Dudeeee, I need a magnifying glass to see your micro worm". To the people that asked me if I want to see their penis, I would reply "Would you like to see mine? ;D". Some people asked me what I meant with that and I nonchalantly said "My nine-inches long penis. Would you like to see it, too?" which is followed by a disgusted face and they would run away. I love being Asian, hahaha!

Despite all these creepers I've met,

There were three people that seemed normal. First guy was from Ohio, USA. We talked a little bit, found out that he's going to be a journalist, and how it's pleasant to finally not see a dick, literally. I had to go for dinner not long after that. After 123687 dicks, I met Mr Normal Guy number two. He had this space invaders t-shirt on, which was pretty awesome. He told me that he is going to be an aerospace engineer (it's the internet, I don't know if I should believe it or not, I mean, I told people I'm from Japan, and my name is Ming Ming. Why Ming Ming? I don't even know.), and he's Irish. Piercing blue eyes, ;-;. He asked me "So an amazing girl like you must have a boyfriend, right?" HAHHHHH. Boyfriend.. "No, I don't. :D" "Shocking." he said. "He broke it off because of the distance. *smileyface*" I could still smile while saying that particular line.. "Oh, so you just broke up? It is his loss then." After that I learnt that he does not have a girlfriend either. He's not ugly or anything and he seemed like a nice guy. THE THIRD GUY, was from London. In a nutshell, he offered to show me his thingy after telling me he has a girlfriend. So two out of three guys are genuinely normal, the third one was just horny.

Going the Distance;

It may seem like I just do not care anymore but deep down I cannot deny that I have already marked and saved a major space in my heart for you. Little do you know, I still think about you everyday. I wonder if you are doing the same. The hugs and kisses you give other girls, were supposed to be mine.. Feels like you have changed since I first met you. Seems like.. I am nobody to you now. If you do not want to keep this alive, please, stop keeping me hanging on your words. They feel like a thread that would break anytime. You are hurting me. It's either you just do not give a damn about it or you just don't know that you are.