» Saturday, December 27, 2008 / -8:28 AM

Christmas, the season of sharing and caring. Well, maybe.
Christmas, all white and dreamy, a festive season for almost everyone around the world.

So. 'Twas the night before Christmas, Ivan's friend, Seng, came over to our place. I got ready and Ivan came back from the hair salon, claiming that he had cut his hair. But! Seng and I both told him there were no difference in his hair except for the bangs. Never mind that. We walked to Gurney Plaza at about 6.50 p.m.
We met up with Adeline and Mei Jee as they were joining us. Almost everyone there were wearing red/black striped tops. Pigdogs much.
*Pigdog, directly translated from Hokkien, which is actually tukao, which meant.. uhh.. Junkies? slash poseurs.
They are usually uncivilized, loud and obnoxious. Sometimes with blond hair/highlights. You get the drift.
Anyway, there were a creative lot of Santa hats (These includes a variety of springy ones, ones with Santa's face, ones that looked like Mickey's wizard hat, Nightmare Before Christmas ones, etc.) Some were sesated[Lost]. They wore devil horns for Christmas. Like seriously, it is Christmas. Not Halloween. Hello people, know your holidays please.

So, we were having some kind of problem deciding what to have for dinner. Seng wanted Nando's while Adeline wanted sushi. (She's more to the oriental, i-don't-know-how-to-eat-western-food kind of girl.) We had to vote. Finally Seng gave in and off we go to Sushi King. There, we had to wait for a table because it was kind of packed. As we walked in, we saw more pigdogs and sat beside a bunch of female pigdogs. They were snapping pictures all the way. I think they barely ate because while we were all eating, they were busy posing with all their ten fingers acting cute, eventhough they were not. Our group was downsized to an amount of four people because the others wanted to go eat Nando's. Ivan, me, Mei Jee and Adeline were making fun of those girls.

Mei Jee: Eh, taking pictures won't make them pretty!
Evon: I think the camera's lens is going to crack.

And they were so obsessed in taking pictures, they were still snapping away when we were paying the check. Like oh mai gawd. The camera might just go BOOM! anytime from over usage.
Off we go to Nando's to meet up with the others. After that, we walked around and Irene wanted to meet her friend. When her friend came in, the first thing I noticed was her thick make-up. Next was her boobs. Umm, weird, I know. But they were so.. Eye-catching with the halter she was wearing, paired up with super short shorts and a pair of knee-high boots. After that, Irene, her friend and Seng went clubbing.

The rest of us wanted to go watch "Yes man" which we ended up not watching because it was full. The 10 o'clock shows were still available. Since we wanted to countdown, we skipped watching movies. We went into the arcade instead and played a few games. We raced each other on Daytona. And Adeline lost! She still has to treat us to ice-creams.

About 10 something, we walked to McDonald's Sunrise to grab something to eat while wasting our time away because the mall was closing. As we walk, there were people spraying the foam kind of thingy in a can. Got into McDonald's and got us some Oreo McFlurrys, Coke and sundaes. Rae Von and his girlfriend joined us. They met some DotA friends. (One of them is called Kan Gee Kin; funny name. xD)

About an hour later, we got out and walked back to Gurney Drive. It was absolutely chaotic! Cars were vandalised with Crazy Strings and the foam thing. (Also known as "Snow".) Two pigdogs climbed up almost every car that passed by Gurney Drive, and the rest of them was shaking the poor vehicles. I mean, it is just Christmas. No need for such rowdy behaviour. Are you trying to show off your ability to climb up a car and jump on it?

Then, the police came with guns. I think they must have fired into the air because there was this fat guy, yes, another pigdog, saying " Police gia shotgun lai liao. Ka meh zhao!" which means, the police brought shotguns, run! Our group was laughing at him. Serve him right. We moved nearer to Gurney Plaza to get a better view of what was happening. You know where the taxi stand is? That was where we were heading to. As soon as we got there, there was this guy that sprayed the foam at us. This is what happened after that.

Guy: *sprays*
Ivan: *Shouts at that guy* YOU BLOODY ****! @#$*&!
Evon: *stood there like a retard* (well, I was stunned. D:)
Ivan: What the eff do you want?
Evon: Mother Effer! What the eff do you want? Bloody (female dog)! Nothing better to do?
Guy: *His smile disappears* B-b-but I know you!
Ivan: I do not know you at all!
Evon: Shut the eff up, you piece of shit. Mother effer!
Guy: B-b-but...
Evon: Shut the eff up, assh*le!
Guy: But I know her! *points at Mei Jee*
Mei Jee: *points at herself* Me? *walks to that guy to tell him something*

And then, as we walk home, there were still people spraying foam. So, to be safe, we have to jump across this HUGE drain. Mei Jee and I did not want to. We walked along the pathway and there were two guys standing nearby, bracing themselves to spray. I continued walking, minding my own business and they sprayed me and shouted " Merry Christmas!" This was soooooo annoying! I stared at them and said " You guys don't have brains, do you?" and smiled. They looked at each other as if they do not know what I was talking about. Man. Seriously brainless.

So that my Christmas celebration. With my brother and his friends. I wonder where did mine go. Maybe to them, I am invincible. Like, non-existent. But who cares...? No big deal. :]]]

Merry Christmas everyone.

<3, von.